don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
hip rotation
booty sensation
ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
your waiting is over my friends
ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN
what the fuck is wrong with this website
(via ill-man-the-flashlight)
#omg do you ever think like #how Chekov and Sulu probably have old terran music in the ship’s databanks #and whenever Spock delivers a particularly killer zinger on the bridge after an argument with Kirk #they just play that shit #[muffled bass thumping from speakers] #(thank fuck for better quality-speakers being one of Scotty’s more discreet ‘modifications’) #meanwhile Jim just sits on and looks betrayed #while Bones calls the bridge and yells at them to ‘TONE IT DOWN GOD DAMNIT JIM WHO TOLD YOU TO APPROVE THOSE MODIFICATIONS’
(via kripke-is-my-king)
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
(via honorary-winchester-boy)
So today in class a wasp flew into our room and was sitting on the ceiling and instead of just killing it with a ruler or book or something mY TEACHER SET IT ON FIRE
(via coffeencourage)
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.
I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear
canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.
handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates
canada wins
(via honorary-winchester-boy)
pretty much my favourite commercial ever ft. strong ladies taking nobody’s bullshit (x)WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES
“You never will be just a blip in time, Ianto Jones. Not for me.”
(via honorary-winchester-boy)
| 1: | post a selfie? |
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| 2: | do you wear makeup? what makeup do you put on? |
| 3: | do you prefer dark or light haired guys/ girls? |
| 4: | what's your favorite song at the moment? |
| 5: | what was the last song you listened to? |
| 6: | do you have a tumblr crush? |
| 7: | who is your tumblr crush? |
| 8: | what are you doing right now? |
| 9: | do you have any siblings? |
| 10: | what's you ethnicity? |
| 11: | what's your favorite subject in school? |
| 12: | what's your favorite color? |
| 13: | what's your favorite sports team? |
| 14: | what's your favorite ice cream flavor? |
| 15: | when did you make your tumblr? |
| 16: | how many followers do you have? |
| 17: | do you like where you live? |
| 18: | is your room super messy or really clean? |
| 19: | do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? |
| 20: | do you prefer pens or pencils? |
